You May Be a Farmer If?

You May Be a Farmer If ?

• Your dog rides in the truck more than your wife
• You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations
• You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers,and peel apples.
• You wave at every vehicle whether you know them or not.
• Your early morning prayer covers rain, cattle, and pigs.
• You listen to "Paul Harvey" every day at noon.
• You have enough ball caps to match every shirt you own, but you only wear one so you don't get the others dirty.