Monday, February 3, 2014

The Will - Political Humor


A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance
immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my
jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.  Then, sell my car, take my
front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.  Then, disown me
and never talk to me again.  Don't forget to write me out of your will and
leave my share to any charity you choose."

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that.  She actually said,  'Dad, meet my new boyfriend-- Mohammed.  We're going to work together on
Hillary's election campaign!'"  Same thing!!!

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Life in America is going strong.
 Life in America is great and long
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I am still here.
I have gone no where.

 I have less brains and
 I have no hair. But as far as I know.

 I can still talk slow.
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How great Life in America is.
From sea to shining Sea.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

What do we do today.

Last night was a good night in Little Rock with Joel Osteen.  This was a very uplifting program and it was enjoyed very much by myself and my wife.

Today we are going to go furniture shopping and then to maybe see the grand baby and just enjoy being with each other.

That's what life in America is about

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Duck Dynasty

Duck Commander, Willy Chase --- the whole bunch. Getting across family values in a funky way.. Happy! Happy! Happy. This is America. Anybody can make it. If Obama Will leave us alone. Other wise wild naked women will have trouble making a living with Barack Hussein Obama in Charge. Come on now. How hot can it be in South America. In the wet and wild forest of Belize. Who knows. Wait a minute this is America. Where is Robin Roberts. She is on the Red carpet at the Oscars and the Academy Awards. Good Morning America. What is hot and what is not on the red carpet. Wild women with little clothes on. Well this is America.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Superbowl Sunday

It's that time again ! We're all excited the Superbowl is coming. The commercials ! The halftime show! The great food that we will all eat!

Oh yeah. There is the game!

Enjoy.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Falling!

America is falling. 

The cliff is near.

Is the Congress out Drinking Beer.

If they were it would be better.

We could get something done maybe write a letter.

The letter would say

Give us a break.

Why can't they do something!

Before it is too late.

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

How Hard it must be

I can only imagine how hard it would be to lose a child.

How much pain can the individual take.

Only God can help at these times.

PRAY!  PRAY!

Sunday, November 4, 2012

VOTE!

Life in America is about doing the right thing for America.

What should be said here is that the right to vote is yours and you should get out and vote regardless of who you think should win.  VOTE.

How ever what I am saying is VOTE for Romney for President.  Not because he is the right man for the job but because we cannot stand 4 more years of what we have now.

VOTE FOR ROMNEY!

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Big Bird or Grandma?


The National Debt has continued to increase an average of $3.89 billion per day since September 28, 2007! ---- This came to mind when I saw the plans this morning for a Million Muppet March to save federal funding for PBS.

We can't continue going backwards for ever. Tough decisions have to be made and Romney says he will start making those. 


Who is more important to you - Grandma's healthcare or Baby's big bird. I love both but other sources need to be found to fund one or the other. My tax dollars should not be funding big bird.

Your thoughts.