Friday, April 25, 2014

The Materialistic Lawyer

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barrelling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again, would never be the same.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief, "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said, "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"SH!T!!!" screamed the lawyer. . . "My Rolex!!!"

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Park Auto Mall- Tampa, FL

Go to Park Auto Mall to get that vehicle you need.  You can see what they have in the way of used cars in Tampa. for Tampa used cars is the place to go.   Who is it out there of my buddies that need a used car.

Did you say that you might want to apply for credit for a great car the Park Auto Mall.   Get in there and apply now.  It is something that you will want to have ready to go after you look at their used car videos.

After you look at those videos you are going to want to run down to Tampa, Fl to see their trucks, SUV's used cars and maybe even a Ford F 150.

Are you excited yet.  If you are get down there and get that vehicle.  If you are not excited yet, the only thing I can ask are you deceased.  This writer is getting excited just reviewing things for this article.

Get there.  Get Credit Approval and get a used

And that is what Life in America is about. 

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Double Cattch of Fish - GoPro Video Catch too!

Nothing like getting two in one. Fishing for White Bass during spawning. The umbrella rig worked. Check out this video.

Fishing for a Double Catch from Cecil Oursbourn on Vimeo.