Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Think About It!


A few things to think about while you are relaxing...

Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

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You all hummed the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle...Admit it

2 comments:

Panhandle Poet said...

OK, I admit it...

Panhandle Poet said...

I like your new header. It really changes the look.