Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Quotes From Mayberry - Life as it should be!

This is the country at its best. Barney and Andy discussing buying gifts.

Barney Fife: The last big buy was my mom's and dad's anniversary present.
Andy Taylor: What'd ya get 'em?
Barney Fife: A septic tank.
Andy Taylor: For their anniversary?
Barney Fife: They're awful hard to buy for. Besides, it was something they could use. They were really thrilled. It had two tons of concrete in it. All steel reinforced.
Andy Taylor: You're a fine son, Barn.
Barney Fife: I try.

1 comment:

CDO said...

I wished I had thought of that.