Thursday, October 4, 2007

Willy - Secretary of Agriculture for Texas Fred!

What a privilege it is!

I have been nominated by Texas Fred to be a member of his cabinet in his bid for the Presidency.

I have the privilege in the fact that the original name of my site was Agriculture in America - Since changed to Life in America - as Secretary of Agriculture.

I am a little upset however and would like to make a pitch that as editor in Chief of the blog -
Hillbilly Willy that I didn't get Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. Nobody knows doublewides, polyster curtains, and suburban development like Willy does.

Also, Willy is the author of the blog Arkansas -
A great Place to Live. And we all know that Arkansas is the great home of Ms. Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Mike Huckabee. What better credentials does Willy need than that to be at Least VP under the Great Texas Fred. Also, I originated in Fred's Home state of Texas. GREAT QUALIFICATIONS FOR WHATEVER!

EXCUSE ME FOR A WHILE - WILLY GOT TO GET BACK ON THE TRASH TRUCK AND FINISH MY ROUTE!

Here is his list for Cabinet Members:

Vice President: American and Proud
Sec. of Defense: Long Live the Republic
Sec. of State: Jenn of the JungleS
ec. of Education: LittleOleLady
Sec. of Agriculture: Agriculture in America
Dept. of Justice: Bloviating Zeppelin
Dept. of Energy: The Ranando Report
Sec. of Transportation: American Truckers at War
Dept. of Energy: Radioactive Liberty
Veterans Affairs: Charming, Just Charming
Homeland Security: Big Dog’s Weblog
Housing and Urban Development: Big White Hat
Treasury: Isn’t it Rich
Dept. of Labor: Demediacratic Nation
Health and Human Services: ARRA News Service
Dept. of the Interior: Planck’s Constant
U.N. Ambassador: YID With LID
Press Secretary: Basti Says
Presidential Adviser: Isn’t it Rich (My Rove)

1 comment:

bigdadgib said...

TexasFred knows how to pick'em

Great Choices

BDG